October 09, 2012

right on . . .

Do people still say, "right on"? If not, then, this is exactly right (which is another way of almost saying "right on"). This is right on.
For weeks many Beltway insiders had written off the Romney campaign as dead, saying the candidate had dug himself into too deep a hole with too little time to recover. However, with a month to go before ballots are cast, Romney has pulled even with President Obama, and the former Massachusetts governor credits his rejuvenated campaign to one, singular tactic: lying a lot.

“I’m lying a lot more, and my lies are far more egregious than they’ve ever been,” a smiling Romney told reporters while sitting in the back of his campaign bus, adding that when faced with a choice to either lie or tell the truth, he will more than likely lie. “It’s a strategy that works because when I lie, I’m essentially telling people what they want to hear, and people really like hearing things they want to hear. Even if they sort of know that nothing I’m saying is true.”

“It’s a freeing strategy, really, because I don’t have to worry about facts or being accurate or having any concrete positions of any kind,” Romney added.

Romney said he is telling at least 80 percent more lies now than he was two months ago. Buoyed by his strong debate performance, which by his own admission included 40 or 50 instances of lying in one 90-minute period, the candidate said he will continue to “just openly lie [his] ass off” until the Nov. 6 election.

3 comments:

  1. What more can be said when The Onion's "reporting" is more accurate than the "real news"?

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    1. Well, I'll say that it looks like people would likely be better informed by reading The Onion than from "real news": sources.

      Will that do?

      Or should I say yet more?

      Because I could, ya know ...

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    2. Damn my fat, stiff old fingers ... that colon after "real news" doesn't belong there ... or anywhere, for that matter.

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