In case you've been wondering where the world's first lie-berry is being built, let Mary tell you.
I almost feel sorry for people trying to keep up with politics in the rest of the country these days. They must be overwhelmed - having to analyze the complex maneuverings of the stock market, forced to pore over the arcane elements of Wall Street bonuses and buyouts, mesmerized into memorizing the details of derivatives.
Life in Texas is so much easier.
Down here, we're still fightin' over the stupid stuff.
Now, I must confess that living in Texas for the past 20 years has led me, on occasion, to doubt Darwin. To wonder if I had moved to some sort of land-locked political Galapagos, a dry island where species no longer found in the rest of the world still roam free.
You'll really need to read more to learn about the lie-berry in Texas.